Tapori Computer Language Conversation
CHOTA DRIVE and UPS DADA are two gundas of their places but chota drive thinks that he's a bigger "gunda" then UPS dada so he decides to fire some words to him. Both like to conversate using a very different and very familiar language....
CHOTA DRIVE: abey UPS.....
abey oo...apun ka mail notification nahi mil raha kya....
abey....kyon be tere woofer mein apna voice mail nahi bajrela kya..
UPS DADA: abey sale pen drive is aulad....tu apne ko is mohalle ka microsoft samajhta hai kya....jyada spamming mat kar mere samne.....or apni pen drive nikal mere USB port se......samjha kya.....CLICK DABAKE
CHOTA DRIVE: abey mere pass to pen drive hai par tere pas to woh bhi nahi hai.......hahaha...apne LCD ki screen saaf kar aur dekh tere samne kaun khada hai....
UPS DADA: abe sale......pata nahi startup mein desktop mein kiska wallpaper dekh liya tha jo tere jaise Trojan se pala pada hai......jyada mere processor ka use mat kar.....aur jaldi se yahan se patli gali se logoff hoja.......nahi to mere antiviruses tere repair kar dalenge......CLICK DABAKE
CHOTA DRIVE: abey teri motherboard ka......tu janta nahi hai yahan jitne bhi mawali user log hain na....apun in sabka master user hai.....samjha kya...
UPS DADA: abey tu user kya sale guest user bhi banne layak nahi hai.....agar main vista ultimate hoon na to..tu to sale windows 98 bhi nahi hai........pata hai user log (telling to his own tapori members)...yeh sala ek bar kisi ka system hack karne gaya tha, baad mein pata chala ki iska khud ka processor ki speed hi kum hai.....hahaha....CLICK DABAKE
CHOTA DRIVE: aye apun ko teri downloading pasand aareli hai.....tu janta hai sale apun hai CHOTA DRIVE par hai HARD DRIVE se bhi jyada dangerous kya....apun ko 12 local servers ke users google search rele hain par CHOTA DRIVE ko find karna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai......isliye tere ko bolta hoon apne sath tere files share karle.....tera bhi fayda hojayega..
UPS DADA: abey shareware kahin ke...........openoffice type ke ghatiye software ...tu sale mujh jaise microsoft office se muqabla karna chahta hai......abhi tere ko kharcha-pani dena hi padeka.....CLICK DABAKE
now tapori members of UPS DADA speak.....
KASPERSKY ANTIVIRUS: are dada tum OK Click karo to abhi ke abhi isko repair kar dalunga......
HATELA LAPTOP : dada tum bolo to isko shutdown kar dalunga......
UPS DADA: (speaking to the members) are tum log thoda standby hojao.......(speaking to CHOTA DRIVE)dekha USB port chatnewale....mere pass kitne antivirus hain....Kaspersky, Norton, avast...CLICK DABAKE.....or tere pass...
CHOTA DRIVE: are to kya hua.....mere pass Ashampoo Antivirus hai..
UPS DADA and his members laughing.......
UPS DADA: hahaha.....sale tu to softwares ke naam pe dhabba hai.....(speaking to nero 7)aye nero 7, is DVD ko burn kar daal....
nero 7: haan dada.....sala chota drive ko burn kardunga woh bhi multisession ke sath taki sali koi kasar baki rahe jaye to bad mein isko aur burn karunga..hahahaha..
UPS DADA: chal theek hai bidu.....tere ko aur tere doosre pop-ups ko yahan allow karta hoon.....CLICK DABAKE
CHOTA DRIVE: (immediately starting to massage UPS DADA's legs)...dada aap to mere guru ho.......aur mere ko thodi problem hai......
UPS DADA: kya problem hai......bolna CLICK DABAKE
CHOTA DRIVE: apun ka.....mmmm.....apunka pendrive bahut chota hai..ise bada kaise kare..(interuppted inbetween by dada)
UPS DADA: (pushing chota drive)...abey sale door hat.......tune kya isko kya bahut accha forum samjha hai kya jo apni personal problems yahan solve karaega........chal logoff hoja yahan se nahin to shutdown kardalonga.....CLICK DABAKE
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