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The Universe: Everything That Exists Somewhere

 The universe—vast, mysterious, and awe-inspiring—is the cradle of existence, encompassing galaxies, stars, planets, and the very space that stretches infinitely. But beyond the physical expanse lies a spiritual dimension, a thread that connects us not just to the material universe but to a deeper, sacred reality. The universe is not merely a collection of matter; it is a manifestation of something divine, a cosmic dance between the seen and the unseen. What is the Universe? At its core, the universe is the totality of space, time, matter, and energy. But when viewed from a spiritual perspective, it is also a profound mystery, an expression of the interconnectedness of all beings and the oneness of existence. The stars, the galaxies, and even the empty spaces between them are not isolated; they are woven together in a tapestry of unity. Everything that exists in the universe holds a spark of life, a divine energy that permeates all things. The Beginning: Creation and Cosmic Harmony...

What Is BLOG [ WEBLOG] ??

Hello Everyone,  My another BLOG (Weblog) is here. I was a little confuse regarding Blogs from the begning. In actual I was not knowing the meaning of 'Blog'. I search in WordWeb (My favroute Dictionary s/w) I got the answer of My question. It was like this:  Noun: blog  1. A shared on-line journal where people can post daily entries about their personal experiences and hobbies."postings on a blog are usually in chronological order" Verb: blog (blogged, blogging) 1. Read, write, or edit a shared on-line journal I got the idea but still not satisfied. I wanted to know more so I went the place where I always used to be 'GOOGLE'. I Googled it, and got some post by wise people. Here it is: ‘A weblog is a hierarchy of text, images, media objects and data, arranged chronologically, that can be viewed in an HTML browser.’ ‘A frequent, chronological publication of personal thoughts and Web links.  “Web log.” A blog is basically a journal that is available on the web. ...

All about MARRIAGE without any prejudice

Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come. Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai? Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare... Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ? To tell each other affectionately. .. Sweetheart U R Dead! There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

What If Titanic sank Today?

What If Titanic sank Today? Reaction from different countries: U.S.A: "A ship coming to Freedom was attacked by terrorists. We will not sit quiet and we will teach them a lesson. Bin Laden you can run but you cannot hide we will find you and destroy your Al-Qaeda network." (President Bush........whoelse?) U.K: "I have spoken to the President of United States and we have both agreed that the sinking of Titanic is significant prove that Saddam Hussein is clearly behind this attack, Iraq is imposing a threat to the world and this has to be dealt with." (Prime Minister Blair) Iraq: "LOL!!!" (President Saddam Hussain) Israel: "These Hamas and other terrorist network is enough evidence to say that sinking of Titanic is not an accident but it was their suicide bombers who have commited such a crime.We will now impose curfew on the Palestinians, detain them, exile them, kill them, starve them, destroy their homes and refugee camps." (Ariel Sharon....bast...

Never go to HR for help

After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to His HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying. My friend, you have not worked here for even one day. The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain. Manager:- How many days are there in a year? Man:- 365 days and some times 366 Manager:- how many hours make up a day? Man:- 24 hours Manager:- How long do you work in a day? Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day. Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours? Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third) Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days? Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days) Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends? Man:- No sir Ma...

Read a nice Moral of the Day

Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of them died. Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death. He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN. But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL. Laloo is not at all happy with this decision. He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public positions, etc. Then why the differential treatment? He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived notions. Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English test. PVNR is asked to spell " INDIA " and he does it correctly. Advani is asked to spell " ENGLAND " and he too passes. It is Laloo's turn and he is asked ...

Who is Best : Infosys, Wipro or TCS?

One day, three consultants, one from Wipro, one from Infosys and one from TCS, went out for a walk. "Why don't we prove who is the best among ourselves?" Why not, said the other two. The Infosian said "Let's have a test. Whoever makes this monkey laugh, works for the best firm". Being a pure logical strategist, the person from TCS tried to make the monkey Laugh by telling jokes. The monkey stayed still. As a more practical consultant, the Wipro guy tried to make funny gestures... No good, the monkey stayed put... Now, comes the Infosian. Being the practical guy he was always trained to be, he whispered something into the monkey's ear, and it burst out laughing at him .. The other two were astonished. So the Wipro guy said "OK, let's take another test. Let's make this monkey cry!!" So there they went again, applying the same methods as before. The TCS guy narrated sad stories, the Wipro guy made sad gestures, and they failed again... The...

You know You are from Kathmandu when....

You know You are from Kathmandu when.... You’re born in Nepal! You’re in our KTM! You can sing this song… ” super top, ma hun super top… ma luga lai seto paarchu…” If somebody touches your neck, u need to blow air in their hand (fuu fuu)… You shake your head to say yes or ok. Your are asked, “hatti baliyo ki hatti chap chapal”, you reply, you say “ustai ustai ho”. You watch english and hindi movies more than nepali movies. Boys court girls from the street. Todays rice is tomorrows fried rice. You have time to speak,but you dont have time to listen. You’re at least a lil anti indian from your heart. You chichyai chichyai boling on the phone. You pronounce ‘YUM’ for ‘M’. You point with your lips. You get annoyed when people think you are from Naples. Whenever you meet someone you ask, ” Have you had your food?” ( bhat khayao?) You meet someone in a movie hall and ask, ” Have you come to watch a movie?” ( cinema herna ayeko?) You laugh at everything...
Company Rules And Regulations.… Very Funny…. Must Read.... Dress Code It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better,so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore do not need a raise. Sick Days We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. Personal Days Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday. Toilet Use Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of the three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, t...
Famous Movie Quotes & Dialogues - I For very long time, I was thinking to write a post on Famous Movie Quotes And Famous hindi Movies romantic dialogues. Finally, here are some of my favorite Bollywood Movie Dialogues. Enjoy these Popular movie quotes and if you hve not found your favorite one, then feel free to submit it. "Bade bade desho mein aisi chhoti chhoti baatein hoti rehti hein." This is much famous dialogue of shahrukh khan from movie "Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge". This is my one of the favorite dialogue. "I can talk in english, i can walk in english, i can laugh in english. Because english is very funny language." This famous funny dialogue is spoken by Evergreen Super Star Mr. Amitabh Bachhan in movie Namak Halal. “Don ka intzaar to gyarah mulko ki police kar rahi hai Sonia, Lekin itna jan lo ki DON ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi, na mumkin hai." This jaanda...

The A B C D..... Of Life

The Alphabet Of Life

File & Folders

SAVE THE FILE or FOLDERS WITH NO NAME Don't Want A Folder To Have Name? Here Is The Trick.... If you do not want a folder to have a name then Right click on the folder and on rename while renaming press alt + 0160 (or the numbers of Your choice) the numbers should be pressed from the numpad

Aam Hain Kya?

Aam Hain Kya....? A parrot goes to a shopkeeper and asks ... 'Aam hai kya?' The shopkeeper says... 'Nahi. Hum Aam nahi bechate.' . . . Next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him... 'Aam hai kya?' He gets a little irritated and says... 'Aare Bola na, Hum Aam nahi Bechate' . . . On the third day, the parrot goes again and asks him 'Aam hai kya?' He gets wild and yells ... 'Bola na nahin. Abhi waapas aaya to hathoda maaroonga sar ke oopar' . . . The next day, the parrot comes again and asks him...'hathoda hai kya?' The shopkeeper says... 'Nahi' The parrot then asks ... 'Aam hain kya?

Pappu Cant Code Saala : Funny Version....

Pappu Cant Code Saala.... [Kit kit kat kat, kat kit kat kat, Kit kit kat kat, Let's code] 2 Hai bachelor (hai bachelor), Has lotsa dollar (lotsa dollar)... Hai bachelor, has lotsa dollar... Spectacular! He's a developer (he's a developer, he's a developer)... Pappu ka dimaag tez hai, Pappu ko breaks ka craze hai... Pappu ka chashma thick black, Pappu dikhta geek hai (geek hai)... Swatch ki ghadi hathon mein, Gale mein tag company wala... [Par Pappu can't code saala] 2 Han Pappu code likh nahi sakta! Paida Pappu hua to outsourcing aa thamki... Angrezon ke muh se nikhli gandhe gaaliyon ki dhamki... (hey array array) Pappu karta hey cut copy paste... (hey array array) Tester logon ka time karta hey waste... (hey array array) Pappu manager logon ka yaar hai... (hey array array) Pappu beer peene mein toh star hai... [But Pappu can't code saala] 2 Haan Pappu code likh nahi sakta! Papa kehte the bada kaam karega... Nahi pa...

Om Shanti Om

Filmy Examz....OSO Style.... Om shanti Om ka dialogue Students ke andaaz mein ... Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,,,,, ki har teacher ne mujhe marks na dene ki saazish ki hai,,,,, Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,,, to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,,,,,, Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,,,,, end tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYYYYS ENDINGGGGS...... aur agar aisa nahi hota,,,,, toh exam abhi khatam nahi hua, . . . . SUPPLEMENTARY abhi baaki hai mere dost................ ha ha ha. "35 marks ki kimat, tum kya jaano lecturer babu..... 35 marks har student ka khwaab hota hai..... 35 marks har year ke student k sir ka taaj hota hai...

SPAM MAILS

JUNK Mail Conversation b/w Krishna & Arjuna of Mahabharata Krishna: Apne se badon ke email ka aadar samman karna seekho, Arjun Arjun: Main apne hi kul ke aadarniya logon ko junk email kaise bhej sakta hoon, Vasudev ? Krishna : Is samay yeh tumhare mitra ya shatru nahi hain paarth. Vey keval pratidvandvi hain. Islike kshatriya dharm ka paalan karo. Login karo our bhejo junk mail by the dozen - yahi tumhara kartavya hai or yahee tumhara dharma hai. Arjun : Hai muraree ise dekh ker to lagat hai mein software industry hee chod doon. Krishna : Vats tum mohmaya mein fans gaye hai. Is jagat mein na koi tumhara hai, na tum kisi ke ho. Ye sabhee junk mail mein hee bhejta hoon, tum to ek nimitt matra ho. tum se pahle bhee ye junk mail thee or tumhare baad bhee rahegee. Is mohmaya se ooper utho, karm karo. De-danadan junk mail bhejo. Arjun : Kintu, iska parinam kya hoga, hey Devaki nandan ?! Krishna : Vijay ya parajay tumhare vash mein nahi hai. Issliye parinam ke bare mie...

Computer Conversation

Tapori Computer Language Conversation CHOTA DRIVE and UPS DADA are two gundas of their places but chota drive thinks that he's a bigger "gunda" then UPS dada so he decides to fire some words to him. Both like to conversate using a very different and very familiar language.... CHOTA DRIVE : abey UPS..... abey oo...apun ka mail notification nahi mil raha kya.... abey....kyon be tere woofer mein apna voice mail nahi bajrela kya.. UPS DADA : abey sale pen drive is aulad....tu apne ko is mohalle ka microsoft samajhta hai kya....jyada spamming mat kar mere samne.....or apni pen drive nikal mere USB port se......samjha kya.....CLICK DABAKE CHOTA DRIVE : abey mere pass to pen drive hai par tere pas to woh bhi nahi hai.......hahaha...apne LCD ki screen saaf kar aur dekh tere samne kaun khada hai.... UPS DADA : abe sale......pata nahi startup mein desktop mein kiska wallpaper dekh liya tha jo tere jaise Trojan se pala pada hai......jyada mere proce...

100 KeyBoard Shortcuts

One Hundred Key Board Shortcuts CTRL+C (Copy) CTRL+X (Cut) CTRL+V (Paste) CTRL+Z (Undo) DELETE (Delete) SHIFT+DELETE (Delete the selected item permanently without placing the item in the Recycle Bin) CTRL while dragging an item (Copy the selected item) CTRL+SHIFT while dragging an item (Create a shortcut to the selected item) F2 key (Rename the selected item) CTRL+RIGHT ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the next word) CTRL+LEFT ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the previous word) CTRL+DOWN ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the next paragraph) CTRL+UP ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning of the previous paragraph) CTRL+SHIFT with any of the arrow keys (Highlight a block of text) SHIFT with any of the arrow keys (Select more than one item in a window or on the desktop, or select text in a document) CTRL+A (Select all) ...