The Universe....Everything That Exists Somewhere

You know You are from Kathmandu when.... You’re born in Nepal! You’re in our KTM! You can sing this song… ” super top, ma hun super top… ma luga lai seto paarchu…” If somebody touches your neck, u need to blow air in their hand (fuu fuu)… You shake your head to say yes or ok. Your are asked, “hatti baliyo ki hatti chap chapal”, you reply, you say “ustai ustai ho”. You watch english and hindi movies more than nepali movies. Boys court girls from the street. Todays rice is tomorrows fried rice. You have time to speak,but you dont have time to listen. You’re at least a lil anti indian from your heart. You chichyai chichyai boling on the phone. You pronounce ‘YUM’ for ‘M’. You point with your lips. You get annoyed when people think you are from Naples. Whenever you meet someone you ask, ” Have you had your food?” ( bhat khayao?) You meet someone in a movie hall and ask, ” Have you come to watch a movie?” ( cinema herna ayeko?) You laugh at everything...

Company Rules And Regulations.… Very Funny…. Must Read.... Dress Code It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better,so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore do not need a raise. Sick Days We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. Personal Days Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday. Toilet Use Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of the three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, t...

Famous Movie Quotes & Dialogues - I For very long time, I was thinking to write a post on Famous Movie Quotes And Famous hindi Movies romantic dialogues. Finally, here are some of my favorite Bollywood Movie Dialogues. Enjoy these Popular movie quotes and if you hve not found your favorite one, then feel free to submit it. "Bade bade desho mein aisi chhoti chhoti baatein hoti rehti hein." This is much famous dialogue of shahrukh khan from movie "Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge". This is my one of the favorite dialogue. "I can talk in english, i can walk in english, i can laugh in english. Because english is very funny language." This famous funny dialogue is spoken by Evergreen Super Star Mr. Amitabh Bachhan in movie Namak Halal. “Don ka intzaar to gyarah mulko ki police kar rahi hai Sonia, Lekin itna jan lo ki DON ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi, na mumkin hai." This jaanda...

The Alphabet Of Life

SAVE THE FILE or FOLDERS WITH NO NAME Don't Want A Folder To Have Name? Here Is The Trick.... If you do not want a folder to have a name then Right click on the folder and on rename while renaming press alt + 0160 (or the numbers of Your choice) the numbers should be pressed from the numpad

Aam Hain Kya....? A parrot goes to a shopkeeper and asks ... 'Aam hai kya?' The shopkeeper says... 'Nahi. Hum Aam nahi bechate.' . . . Next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him... 'Aam hai kya?' He gets a little irritated and says... 'Aare Bola na, Hum Aam nahi Bechate' . . . On the third day, the parrot goes again and asks him 'Aam hai kya?' He gets wild and yells ... 'Bola na nahin. Abhi waapas aaya to hathoda maaroonga sar ke oopar' . . . The next day, the parrot comes again and asks him...'hathoda hai kya?' The shopkeeper says... 'Nahi' The parrot then asks ... 'Aam hain kya?

Pappu Cant Code Saala.... [Kit kit kat kat, kat kit kat kat, Kit kit kat kat, Let's code] 2 Hai bachelor (hai bachelor), Has lotsa dollar (lotsa dollar)... Hai bachelor, has lotsa dollar... Spectacular! He's a developer (he's a developer, he's a developer)... Pappu ka dimaag tez hai, Pappu ko breaks ka craze hai... Pappu ka chashma thick black, Pappu dikhta geek hai (geek hai)... Swatch ki ghadi hathon mein, Gale mein tag company wala... [Par Pappu can't code saala] 2 Han Pappu code likh nahi sakta! Paida Pappu hua to outsourcing aa thamki... Angrezon ke muh se nikhli gandhe gaaliyon ki dhamki... (hey array array) Pappu karta hey cut copy paste... (hey array array) Tester logon ka time karta hey waste... (hey array array) Pappu manager logon ka yaar hai... (hey array array) Pappu beer peene mein toh star hai... [But Pappu can't code saala] 2 Haan Pappu code likh nahi sakta! Papa kehte the bada kaam karega... Nahi pa...

Filmy Examz....OSO Style.... Om shanti Om ka dialogue Students ke andaaz mein ... Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,,,,, ki har teacher ne mujhe marks na dene ki saazish ki hai,,,,, Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,,, to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,,,,,, Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,,,,, end tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYYYYS ENDINGGGGS...... aur agar aisa nahi hota,,,,, toh exam abhi khatam nahi hua, . . . . SUPPLEMENTARY abhi baaki hai mere dost................ ha ha ha. "35 marks ki kimat, tum kya jaano lecturer babu..... 35 marks har student ka khwaab hota hai..... 35 marks har year ke student k sir ka taaj hota hai...

JUNK Mail Conversation b/w Krishna & Arjuna of Mahabharata Krishna: Apne se badon ke email ka aadar samman karna seekho, Arjun Arjun: Main apne hi kul ke aadarniya logon ko junk email kaise bhej sakta hoon, Vasudev ? Krishna : Is samay yeh tumhare mitra ya shatru nahi hain paarth. Vey keval pratidvandvi hain. Islike kshatriya dharm ka paalan karo. Login karo our bhejo junk mail by the dozen - yahi tumhara kartavya hai or yahee tumhara dharma hai. Arjun : Hai muraree ise dekh ker to lagat hai mein software industry hee chod doon. Krishna : Vats tum mohmaya mein fans gaye hai. Is jagat mein na koi tumhara hai, na tum kisi ke ho. Ye sabhee junk mail mein hee bhejta hoon, tum to ek nimitt matra ho. tum se pahle bhee ye junk mail thee or tumhare baad bhee rahegee. Is mohmaya se ooper utho, karm karo. De-danadan junk mail bhejo. Arjun : Kintu, iska parinam kya hoga, hey Devaki nandan ?! Krishna : Vijay ya parajay tumhare vash mein nahi hai. Issliye parinam ke bare mie...

Tapori Computer Language Conversation CHOTA DRIVE and UPS DADA are two gundas of their places but chota drive thinks that he's a bigger "gunda" then UPS dada so he decides to fire some words to him. Both like to conversate using a very different and very familiar language.... CHOTA DRIVE : abey UPS..... abey oo...apun ka mail notification nahi mil raha kya.... abey....kyon be tere woofer mein apna voice mail nahi bajrela kya.. UPS DADA : abey sale pen drive is aulad....tu apne ko is mohalle ka microsoft samajhta hai kya....jyada spamming mat kar mere samne.....or apni pen drive nikal mere USB port se......samjha kya.....CLICK DABAKE CHOTA DRIVE : abey mere pass to pen drive hai par tere pas to woh bhi nahi hai.......hahaha...apne LCD ki screen saaf kar aur dekh tere samne kaun khada hai.... UPS DADA : abe sale......pata nahi startup mein desktop mein kiska wallpaper dekh liya tha jo tere jaise Trojan se pala pada hai......jyada mere proce...