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SHER & SHAIRI WITH COMPUTER LINGO

SHER & SHAIRIWITH COMPUTER LINGO!
Jo muddat se hotaaaya hai,woh repeat kar doonga....
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga....
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Shayad mere pyar kotaste karna bhool gaye....
Dil sey aisa cut kiyake paste karna bhool gaye....
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Laakhon hongenigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo....
Mere pyaar ke icon pekabhi to double-click karo....
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Kal jab mile thheto dil mein hua ek sound....
Aur aaj mile to kehte hainyour file not found....!
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Aisa bhi nahin hai keI don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage meinno more disk space.
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Ghar se jab tum niklepehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon kaho gaya server down.
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Jabse merizindagi mein, aayi hai ek female.
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchhkya mailbox, kya e-mail.
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Dil se ek ishq ki application create kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se debug karnamein wait kar raha hoon.
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Tumhaare intezaarmein neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera isp connectiontime out hogaya
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SMILE PLEASE.
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